Wednesday, 24 December 2008

Merry Christmas to All

All I Need To Know I Learned From Santa

1. Encourage people to believe in you.

2. Always remember who's naughty and who's nice.

3. Don't pout.

4. It's as much fun to give as it is to receive.

5. Some days it's ok to feel a little chubby.

6. Make your presents known.

7. Always ask for a little bit more than what you really want.

8. Bright red can make anyone look good.

9. Wear a wide belt and no-one will notice how many pounds you've gained.

10. If you only show up once a year, everyone will think you're very important.

11. Whenever you're at a loss for words, say "HO, HO, HO!"


Lythrum said...

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and your family Rosemary! I hope that you enjoy them. :)

WiseAcre said...

Things I learned:

Outsource production to elves
Have a no return policy on all gifts
Only work one night a year
Leave no trace when breaking and entering
Leave the Mrs at the North Pole
Cookies and milk are a complete diet

In the end believe everyone is good